Occasionally, it’s good to take time away from the daily grind of politics and current events, and instead enjoy a little humor. So below is the story of a man’s encounter with a beautiful woman on an airplane, and it’s sure to make you laugh.
As he settled into his seat, he noticed a stunningly gorgeous woman boarding the plane as well, and he soon would notice that she was heading right for his direction. Not getting his hopes up, he patiently watch as she made her way down the aisle, then he was hit with an awesome surprise – she was sitting right next to him.
Eager to strike up a conversation but not wanting to sound desperate, the man blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?”
Smiling, the woman turned to him and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston.”
The man paused for a second and swallowed hard. He couldn’t believe it; sitting next to him was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! It was perfect!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he asked the woman, “What’s your business at this convention?”
“Lecturer,” she replied. “I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”
“Really?” he asked in wonder. “And what kind of myths are there?”
“Well,” explained the woman, “one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
“Another popular myth is that Frenchmen make the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.”
Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed..
“I’m sorry, she said,” I shouldn’t really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t even know your name.”
“Tonto,” the man quickly stated. “Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me ‘Bubba.’”
And that, my friends, is some funny stuff! God Bless!
[H/T: Top Right News]