Ah yes, social justice warriors – people whose ability to rationally think is clouded by all these feelings and emotions, which leads to Tourette’s-like outbursts and uncontrollable rage. Fortunately there’s a cure for them, or at least a way to repel them – reason and logic, which is what comedian Steven Crowder used when they stormed his stage recently.
Joined by Milo Yiannopolous and Professor Christina Hoff Sommers at the University of Massachusetts on Monday night, Crowder finally had enough of the social justice warriors interrupting him, so he took action. The event was aptly titled, “The Triggering: Has Political Correctness Gone Too Far?” and boy did he trigger the hell out of these little liberal snots.
Check out the epic segment below:
After promising to give “liberal fruitcakes” a harsh “reality check,” Crowder unloaded on a student SJW in the audience who had been heckling the speakers from the start.
“Do you have any idea sir how pathetic it must be to be you?” Crowder asked, before accusing the kid of being a “professional victim.”
“Let me go in and screw with their act just because – oh my God – your parents didn’t tell you that your opinion wasn’t worth that much,” roared Crowder, explaining there’s no way these social justice idiots can understand him because he’s not a “gender studies professor who has to cater to your trigger warning, microaggression, safe space bullshit!”
“This monster that you’re so afraid of, the face that you see in your nightmares,” said Crowder as he pointed to Yiannopoulos, “was created by social justice warrior assholes like you!”
He then explained the true difference between conservatives and leftists – we don’t try to shut down ideas with which we disagree, before taking aim at the intellectual laziness that social justice warriors form their demented outlook on the world with.
“These opinions that you’re yelling out, they’re not even your opinions, they’re your opinions from your gender studies professor and the real reason you pick it is you thought it was your best chance at getting laid,” said Crowder, telling the SJW in the crowd, “Only to realize that your very glance in the direction of a woman causes a barren womb.”
After professing there’s no way he would ever “check his privilege,” Crowder concluded to the audience giving him a standing ovation when he delivered his knockout blow.
“At least they [past progressives] thought they were fighting the system, they were trying to create transparency, they really thought they were for free speech. You people are openly and completely against it – you’re not fighting for free speech, you’re not fighting for rights, you’re fighting for the right to be a pussy and to not hear opinions that you don’t like!”
In the end, Crowder only wants these kids to take one piece of advice from him.
“If you only take one piece of advice from this OK, please sincerely – don’t be an asshole your whole life.”